Starlit Sea

"Love is the mystery of water and a star." — Pablo Neruda

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simslikepie:

starlitsea:

I am really sorry to say this, but the Covered California website is the WORST designed website I have seen in a very long time.  I can’t upload my documents under the correct categories.  Links to explanatory documents go to pages that DO NOT EXIST. I waited for online chat assistance for THREE HOURS only to reach #2 in the queue and be canceled on, and I cannot submit a question through the website because it tells me I have not provided enough contact information despite filling in all the forms. The contact numbers just hang up on you.

I have been trying to complete this application for three weeks now and I thought I was done when they decided to bump me to Medi-Cal.  This is ridiculous.

oh hey, it’s my life. i just waited for online chat assistance for three hours too—third in queue, aaaand canceled. 

As you know, I am literally feeling your pain.  Good luck to both of us.

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I am really sorry to say this, but the Covered California website is the WORST designed website I have seen in a very long time.  I can’t upload my documents under the correct categories.  Links to explanatory documents go to pages that DO NOT EXIST. I waited for online chat assistance for THREE HOURS only to reach #2 in the queue and be canceled on, and I cannot submit a question through the website because it tells me I have not provided enough contact information despite filling in all the forms. The contact numbers just hang up on you.

I have been trying to complete this application for three weeks now and I thought I was done when they decided to bump me to Medi-Cal.  This is ridiculous.

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I just spent an hour and a half trying to figure out how to make a respectful post to a talk page on Wikipedia saying that fans of some obscure boyband pairing should stop citing their fanfiction as an example of a fictional case of a medical condition.  They have been editing references to this fanfic into the article FOR THE LAST TWO YEARS and editors have apparently been editing it out to the point where one of them deleted THE ENTIRE SECTION.

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justlikesoup:

theflapperfactor:

Your Digital Flapper Dictionary
Terms and Useful Phrases
That’s bullshit!   -   Thats all wet!
I’ve got a shitty date   -   I’ve got a flat tire
Don’t be stupid   -   Don’t be sill
Move your ass!   -   Get a wiggle!
A car you had sex in   -   Struggle Buggy
Wasted   -   Spifflicated (from the words spiffy and intoxicated)
That Hobo on the corner  -  That Palooka over there
Now you’ve got it!   -   Now you’re on the trolly!
A Gangsta’s bitch   -   A Moll
A slut   -  A Hotsy Totsy
I’m Engaged!   -   I’m Handcuffed
Beer   -   Giggle Water
Legs   -   Gams
Boobs  -  Ninny Pies
Rich Person   -   an egg
The Commen Jerk   -   A Drugstore Cowboy
Don’t be a shit head!   -   Don’t take any wooden nickels!
That’s fucking awesome!  -  That’s the Bee’s knees!
Honey, I said NO   -   Bank’s Closed, hon
Holy Shit!   -   Hot Socks!
That’s Great!  -  That’s the Cat’s Pajamas!
Classy   -   Swanky
I need to get wasted   -   I need to see a man about a dog
A woman’s Cigarette   -   A freedom Torch
That girl is HOT SHIT   -   That dames got IT

My Homage to an era (the Roaring Twenties) that had no end of wonderful slang, you can add some of your favorites to the list, lets see just how big this Hay Burner (a large object) can get!

Time to update my vocabulary.

justlikesoup:

theflapperfactor:

Your Digital Flapper Dictionary

  • Terms and Useful Phrases
    • That’s bullshit!   -   Thats all wet!
    • I’ve got a shitty date   -   I’ve got a flat tire
    • Don’t be stupid   -   Don’t be sill
    • Move your ass!   -   Get a wiggle!
    • A car you had sex in   -   Struggle Buggy
    • Wasted   -   Spifflicated (from the words spiffy and intoxicated)
    • That Hobo on the corner  -  That Palooka over there
    • Now you’ve got it!   -   Now you’re on the trolly!
    • A Gangsta’s bitch   -   A Moll
    • A slut   -  A Hotsy Totsy
    • I’m Engaged!   -   I’m Handcuffed
    • Beer   -   Giggle Water
    • Legs   -   Gams
    • Boobs  -  Ninny Pies
    • Rich Person   -   an egg
    • The Commen Jerk   -   A Drugstore Cowboy
    • Don’t be a shit head!   -   Don’t take any wooden nickels!
    • That’s fucking awesome!  -  That’s the Bee’s knees!
    • Honey, I said NO   -   Bank’s Closed, hon
    • Holy Shit!   -   Hot Socks!
    • That’s Great!  -  That’s the Cat’s Pajamas!
    • Classy   -   Swanky
    • I need to get wasted   -   I need to see a man about a dog
    • A woman’s Cigarette   -   A freedom Torch
    • That girl is HOT SHIT   -   That dames got IT

My Homage to an era (the Roaring Twenties) that had no end of wonderful slang, you can add some of your favorites to the list, lets see just how big this Hay Burner (a large object) can get!

Time to update my vocabulary.

(via sean-gaffney)

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